Zuzie Beams Me Up - Again - SF, Supernatural Fantasies One evening last week, I was walking home from a club meeting and cut across the vacant lot like I usually do. Suddenly, the ground was no longer beneath my feet, and when I looked down, I could see that I was rapidly rising in the air. “Zuzie, what do you want now? ” I asked out loud even though I didn’t really think she could hear me. I had been through this before and I was pretty sure I knew what she wanted anyhow. I hadn’t expected her to come for me again, though, so with combined feelings of irritation and anticipation, I rose toward her flying saucer. I felt irritation because it seemed rather high-handed of Zuzie to be beaming me up again, after she had assured me she would be allright for the rest of her tour of duty, and anticipation because I remembered what delicious pussies she has, and what a really great time I had with her the last time.
Zuzie Beams Me Up - SF, Supernatural Fantasies Originally, "horny" was used to refer to a man who wasn't getting any sex and therefore frequently had an erection when he shouldn't have had one. Since then, it has come to describe someone who isn't getting enough sex, and wishes he or she were getting a lot more. Although it is actually an oxymoron, people, myself included, sometimes refer to "horny women". Extreme horniness, among men and women, is probably a major cause of lost industrial productivity.
Santa, Jesus, Rachel & Me - SF, Supernatural Fantasies The snow's coming down like in a Christmas card; like a white blessing from heaven, soft, still; falling on the crooked barber pole that marks the North Pole, on Santa's house and workshop and on the big sleigh waiting outside
